Penn State Haikus

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Ten of Eleven
Penn State is Michigan's Bitch
Judgment Day Part Two

Whine, cry, whine, cry, whine
Penn State fans blaming the refs
Lost to M again

PSU football
Better stop the game, or else
JoePa shits his pants

PSU will win
We're gonna beat Michigan!
Touchdown, Manningham.

Joining the Big Ten
PSU has to play M
Its like prison rape

Remember that game
When JoePa shit in his pants?
It was tremendous

Nittany Lions
Property of Michigan
Zombie Nation sucks

Penn State commentors
Last year was their Super Bowl
Because they beat us

Appalachian State
Does what PSU cannot
Win at Michigan

Nineteen Ninety-Six
Penn State's last win in Big House
Yes, WE OWN! PENN STATE!