Ohio is for Pedophiles AND Necrophiliacs

It's a busy day in Oohi-bashing here at MATW, and this latest post gives you a two-for-one on crazy Oohians.

The first story is about a pediatrician who molested double digit patients. Yup. You read that right. Funny thing is, his brother (also a pediatrician) is being charged with the EXACT SAME THING. Oh, and drugs were involved with one of them.

Our second story of the day is about a mortician in Oohi who well...yeah. He had sex with corpses. This story broke last March, but the Free Press is just now getting around to it, which shows off their awesome investigative prowess we Michigan fans have grown to admire. Oh, and did I mention that the Free Press decided it'd be a good idea to PRINT THE FREAKING NAMES OF THE VICTIMS??!?!?!? SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL??

The Detroit Free Press needs to die. In a fire.

Oh, and one last thing - both of these stories are based in the same crappy spot, Hamilton, Ohio.
Hamilton County: come for the baby touching, stay for the corpse rubbin!

Git-r-done!