Celebrating in Iowa

Since I don't care to discuss the abomination that occured yesterday versus Penn State (formerly property of Michigan, but sold during Lloyd Carr's coaching career estate sale), here's a weird article about some Iowa fans celebrating their last-second win over Sparty.

Man Called Zombie While Ordering Food, Punched Twice

IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

The man then ran out a back door.

The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.