Michigan Nabs Another West Coast Recruit

Well, this isn't the way I wanted to get back into posting on the blog, but it's not every day that Miss California is spotted wearing Michigan gear with Michael Phelps. You may know her as the contestant for Miss USA who spoke out against gay marriage, previously had breast implants paid for my the pageant, then was found to have posed topless (not exactly values of the "heartland" or whatever euphemism is used to describe places that are against gay marriage), then lied about when they were taken place, said Satan was talking to her at the contest, and now is tied to Phelps. Whew.

Anyway, um...enjoy(?) this picture. Given the classy girls who dance on YouTube to woo OSU recruits, we'll take this for Michigan. I mean, Russell Crowe can only entice high school football players so much before you need to break out the fake-breasted blonds.

Christ. Is it college football season yet?