Charger Fans Suck

Per SI, the San Diego Chargers still haven't sold out their home opener. This is a alleged Super Bowl contending team that got punked in made the AFC title game last year. Yet they face a black-out.

That's absolutely remarkable. San Diego fans have the best kept secret in the game.

The Chargers allow the FANS to be involved in a TOTAL GAME EXPERIENCE. They need to market this shit, stat:

"San Diego, do you ever wish you could perform like your favorite NFL superstar? While, in 2008, we're offering you the ULTIMATE NFL EXPERIENCE. Sundays at Qualcomm include the opportunity to PARTICIPATE in the game just like your favorite Charger! That's right, come on down to Qualcomm and bring your best parka. Because we're inviting everyone to come and sit and watch the game, JUST LIKE LADAINIAN TOMLINSON in the biggest game of his career! You've dreamt of being like LaDainian and in 2008, those dreams will come true!*"


*Darth Vader-style mask to shield your face from the shame of watching your QB gut it out with a torn ACL not included with ticket.

Of course, even with the ability to play with the Chargers, San Diego fan is probably saving money for that long drive up to Hollywood to watch the team in 2009.