Monday, November 12, 2007

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.

2007 Michigan Football Schedule:

9/1: Bye
9/8: Bye
9/15: Bye
9/22: Bye
9/29: Bye
10/6: Bye
10/13: Bye
10/20: Bye
10/27: Bye
11/3: Bye
11/10: Bye
11/17: BEAT MOTHERF-ING OHIO, WIN MOTHERF-ING BIG TEN, DANCE SOULJA BOY ON MOTHERF-ING 50, GO TO MOTHERF-ING ROSE BOWL.




8 comments:

Anonymous said...

this could be the coolest thing on your site ever.....
you can't spell C_CK__CKER without OSU!

Fuck Ohio

Dave said...

Should that be tC_CK__CKER?

Jeff Seemann said...

Good luck against the Bobcats!

By the way, when is Ohio STATE on your schedule?

Douchebag.

KDM said...

As long as their nazi band spells out "OHIO" on the field and their fans go around the stadium spelling "O-H-I-O", we can say "Beat Ohio."

If they ever figure out their own school name, we'll get on board. Until then, we can interact with them in terms they understand.

Peabody said...

Hey, you guys are the geniuses who walk around chanting "OH-IO" not us.

Schizomycetes said...

See Jeff, at Michigan we learn to draw inferences, and fill in information where it's left out. Just one of those minor skills you develop to be able to communicate properly.

Ken said...

Actually, it's in words that you can understand, that's why we try to make it simple for you simpletons.

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