Monday, July 31, 2006

Michigan Preview 2006

As the hours wind down on the month of July today, I really can't refrain. The Patriots have hit camp, ESPNU is playing hours of college football, and the preview magazines have been read from front to back about 9 times. It's time. We're just a little over a month away from the start of the college football season, and I am downright giddy. Last season was a giant pile of suck, and we've been waiting and waiting. Finally, on September 2, we are able to brush our teeth and get that taste out of our mouth. So, with that said, I give you the 2006 Michigan Preview:

Offense:

About this time last year, we were being bombarded with articles about how explosive the 2005 Michigan offense would be. The Detroit News ran the photo of Henne, Hart, and Avant with"Offensive Firepower" headlining their 2005 CFB preview. This was supposed to rival the 2000 offense of Henson-Terrell-Thomas. And it all turned out so beautifully......meh. They were completely average. Michigan fans left the Northern Illinois game pleased that their team had put up 33 while putting together a vanilla attack that would make Bo Schembechler blush. Clearly, they were holding it all back. We all eagerly anticipated what we were going to unleash on Notre Dame the following week! 38-0 Part Deux! One week and 10 measly points later, we were left wondering what happened.

I think the 2006 season is going to provide us with the offensive performance we expected last year. With Terry Malone out as offensive coordinator and Mike DeBord returning to his old job, we at least have an idea of what we're going to see. While no one will mistake DeBord for Joe Tiller, he does favor an open passing tree. How many times did we groan and grumble as Henne dumped it off to Massaquoi or Breaston for a 3 yard gain on 3rd and 8? Well, expect less of that this season as our receivers will be utilizing the entire field, and there will be less bunch routes for Henne to try and decipher coverage from. DeBord will still be working within Lloyd Carr's offense, but think back to the 2000 Orange Bowl....and smile.

Quarterbacks:

Henne is on the verge of breaking out. This season he should be able to set all meaningful UM QB records, and typically their 3rd year in the program is when our QBs tend to "get it." Henne was able to work through his freshman and sophomore struggles on the field, becoming the first true freshman EVER to quarterback a BigTen Championship team, and his play in the Rose Bowl against Texas was absolutely amazing. The expectations were very high for him last season, and he had an average year. He struggled at times (Wisconsin), and played poised and well at other times, but in general, he left a little more to be expected. His numbers (58.4% passing, 2526 yards, and 23-8 TD/INT) were decent, and on par with his 2004 numbers (60.2%, 2743 yards, and 25-12 TD/INT) but really didn't tell the entire story. Rumors are that Henne finally has developed into a team leader, and perhaps the departure of well-respected upperclassman Matt Guttierrez to Idaho State has something to do with that. Henne is a top 3 conference QB (with Ohio State's Troy Smith, and Michigan State's Drew Stanton) and has the potential to flirt with Heisman candidacy throughout the season if he plays like he's capable, and Michigan continues to win. Henne is not a question mark at all. Backing him up will be Redshirt Freshman Jason Forcier. Forcier is a guy capable of developing into a solid backup (he'll likely a career backup with Ryan Mallett in the fold for 2007 to learn from Henne), but at this point, I would not be comfortable with him under center, and few would. With Forcier under center, I see this as an 8-4; 7-5 type team again, which, just isn't acceptable at Michigan. He provides a dual-threat dynamic that Henne really doesn't, but the drop-off in throwing accuracy and the grasp of the offense would be huge. Forcier has a strong arm, but I question how he would handle himself running the offense. Hopefully, he'll see significant time in the first two games, and we can learn a little more about what he can do. Walkon 5th year Jeff Kastl will probably handle the third string responsibilities, but is no real threat to see meaningful snaps. True freshman David Cone comes into the fold this fall as well, but I don't really ever expect to see him under center for Michigan.
Position Grade: B- (I'm giving them an A- with Henne alone, but the significant lack of depth is a huge concern)

Running Backs

Similar to Henne, Mike Hart had a world of hype surrounding him coming into 2005. The 2004 BigTen Freshman-of-the-Year, he had 1,455 yards and 9 TDs, became the first UM back EVER to rush for 200 yards in 3 straight games, and 150 yards in 5 straight games. Once he took over the position for an ineffective David Underwood, he never looked back. Last year, however, Hart was plagued by injuries. He missed the Notre Dame game (tried to give it a go, but just couldn't), Eastern Michigan, and Wisconsin before coming back to annhialate a confused Michigan State defense. Hart made the Spartans look silly and completely dominated, finishing with 218 yards and a TD on 36 carries. He piled up another 200 yard game in the loss to Minnesota, and 108 yards in the Penn State win before reinjuring himself in the Iowa game, and missing the rest of the season. He played briefly against Ohio State, but was ineffective. Hart states that he is completely healthy this season, and a healthy Hart means bad news for opposing defenses. Hart is easily the BigTen's best back, and one of the nation's best as well. Michigan has tremendous depth at the position, with Kevin Grady dropping pounds in the offseason, and really committing himself to the team. His cuts are precise and sharp, and he is hitting the holes with a lot more explosiveness than we saw last year. Grady seems ready to live up to his hype, and the improvements he's been making should allow him to take some of the load off of Hart and keep Hart healthy. There's a slew of talent behind the Big Two as well, with Jerome Jackson and true freshman Carlos Brown ready to run as well. Brown showed electrifying speed at the spring game, wowing the crowd with his explosiveness hitting the next level of the defense. Jackson is a good back who has flashes of brilliance, but overall is the weakest of the four. For Lloyd to play Brown this year with our depth at this position makes me wonder exactly how good he is. I have absolutely no concerns with the RB position. The FB slot looks like it will go to Obi Oluigbo, who Lloyd has been raving about (numerous "tremendous"' drops) since spring. Oluigbo has had significant contributions on Special Teams. Will Paul will see some time in the backfield as well. Brian Thompson is now a TE.

Position Grade: A
Wide Receivers

Well, just like the running back position, there is a plethora of talent on the roster to catch passes from Henne. While leading receiver Jason Avant has moved on to the Philadelphia Eagles, there are many young guys itching to replace him in the lineup. While all the offseason talk seems to revolve around Steve Breaston, I think consensus is that Breaston is not a #1 type guy, and is most effective in the slot. Breaston is one of the best gamebreakers in the BigTen (along with Ted Ginn of Ohio State, whom is is most frequently compared) and when used effectively (in the slot) is one of the best players on the field. Early last season we saw the ugliness that is Breaston as a deep threat. Luckily, we have possibly the most exciting young receiver in the nation ready to fill the shoes that Avant, Braylon Edwards, Marquise Walker, and co. have held as the #1 receiver. Mario Manningham burst onto the scene as a true freshman last season, scoring Michigan's lone (ugh) TD against Notre Dame, finding the end zone against MSU, and on a remarkable flea flicker against Wisconsin. Manningham stunned the college football world with possibly the most electric moment in Michigan Stadium's storied history with a dramatic last-second walkoff TD catch to defeat undefeated Penn State. While Mario's 27 receptions for 433 yards seemed rather pedestrian, his 6 TD catches and flare for the dramatic (he also scored the tying TD in the 4th against Penn State on a beautiful shoestring catch in front of a sprawling Justin King) made him a fan favorite. In fact, Mario's 6 TDs rank him 30th all-time among Michigan pass-catchers, and he trails Avant's career total of 13 by only 7 scores. A mark he is certain to top this year. Manningham's potential is sky-high, and Braylon Edwards' career mark of 39 TDs is not out of reach. Lining up opposite of Manningham and Breaston appears to be redshirt sophomore Adrian Arrington. After seeing limited action his freshman season (2 passes for 12 yards in 8 games), Arrington was injured in last season's opening game after a 15 yard kickoff return, and redshirted. Arrington is a Braylon Edwards type receiver in that he has the ability both to stretch the field with his speed and running ability after the catch, and also go up and get a jump ball. I would expect Arrington to fill the jump-ball role in short yardage situations. Redshirt freshman LaTerryal Savoy is a big, strong kid who had a great spring and is looking to contribute. Doug Dutch is another small, fast guy, who's speed may land him a spot returning kicks. True freshman Greg Mathews is also expected to see some time, and 5th year senior Carl Tabb will play as well. The biggest loss of the offseason, sophomore Antonio Bass, will be absorbed by the depth of the position. Bass' loss is big, however, as there were rumors that he would not only allow Michigan some offensive opportunities exploiting his versatility, but also that he would be taking snaps under center, and serving as an emergency QB should Henne go down. At least recent news on Bass' injury has been positive, and it looks like he will be able to return for 2007.
Position Grade: B+

Tight Ends

Mike DeBord's return as offensive coordinator put three words into the mouth of every Michigan fan: TIGHT END WAGGLE! A staple of the Michigan offense in the late 90s, the tight ends have been underutilized of late (unless passes bouncing off of Tim Massaquoi's club hands are taken into consideration), and that looks to change. Tyler Ecker, who is working on his 17th season in Ann Arbor (OK, OK, 7th year, 5th season) is as good as they come in the BigTen. Ecker is a big, strong target for Henne with reliable hands and the ability to move quickly after the catch (remember his 2004 game-winner against Minnesota) and provides solid blocking as well. While Ecker has drawn the ire of Michigan fans for some poor decisions such as not pitching the ball to Steve Breaston at the end of the Alamo Bowl, or not getting out of bounds at the end of the Ohio State game to setup a potential Hail Mary play, these really are not indicative of Ecker's performance, and Ecker is one of the best in the nation. Looking at seeing a lot of time opposite Ecker is redshirt sophomore Mike Massey. Massey really impressed me last season, coming on strong as the season progressed. He caught 8 passes for 51 yards and found the end zone twice. Massey, like Ecker, has the ability to catch and run. Redshirt freshman Carson Butler is a burner at the TE spot, running the 100m in 11 seconds. Brian Thompson switches to TE from FB.

Position Grade: B

Offensive Line

The biggest question mark for Michigan heading into 2006 is the offensive line. Traditionally, Michigan is able to overpower the opponent with a big, strong, quick, cohesive unit up front. This was not the case as injuries ravaged the Wolverines last season. There was dedication in the offseason to getting back to that "basic" for the program, and the guys hit the weights, and dropped some pounds to adapt to Andy Moeller's "play better, move better, play harder, play longer" slogan for 2006. Michigan loses Adam Stenavich, Matt Lentz, and Leo Henige, all who started last season. Jake Long is as good as they get, and is looking at a move to the left side for 2006. He should be joined by Adam Kraus (moving over from C). Mark Bihl is the favorite to lineup under center, and I expect Rueben Riley to end up at the right guard slot, and Mike Kolodziej to beat out Alex Mitchell to start the season on the end of the line on the right side. Mitchell will see time early as we try and work out the ideal lineup, and it will be interesting to see if Lloyd pulls the trigger and lets either freshman Justin Boren or Steve Schilling see the field. Right now, I see the Long, Kraus, Bihl, Riley, Kolodziej lineup up front to be our best unit. Riley seems to be a shell of his former self, the broken thumbed holding machine from last season. This unit will be the key to the team's success. The Vandy and Central games will be huge to get some cohesiveness before the trip to South Bend, where we will see what this team is made of...

Postion Grade: C+

Defensive Line

From one side of the ball to the other. This unit is one of the nation's best. Anchored by the #1 DE in the nation, LaMarr Woodley, expect to see one of the most ferocious Michigan lines since the late 80s. Woodley led UM in forced fumbles (3), tackles for loss (16), and sacks (7) last year to go along with his 48 tackles in only 8 starts due to a nagging arm injury (Woodley played in 11 games). Woodley continued to feast on QBs, knocking Minnesota's Bryan Cupito out of the game in a crushing blow. Cupito was the second QB Woodley has taken out, joining Michigan State's Drew Stanton from the previous season. Joining Woodley on the line will be tackles junior Alan Branch and sophomore Terrance Taylor, and redshirt sophomore Tim Jamison on the opposite end. Branch had a fantastic sophomore season, and is looking to benefit from a season spent completely at tackle. In 2005, he was forced to play some DE, and for a player of his size, being able to remain anchored inside will allow him to dominate. At 6' 305 lbs, Taylor definitely has the size to hold his own opposite Branch and help stuff the run. Jamison saw limited action, but when he was on the field, really showed flashes of brilliance and has fantastic pass-rushing capabilities. He tallied 3 sacks and earned Freshman All-BigTen honors. Jeremy Van Alstyne, Marques Walton, and James McKinney are all going to see some time on the line as well. The 2006 season promises to be one of the hardest-hitting we've seen in Ann Arbor in a long time.

Postion Grade: A Linebackers

The biggest addition to the Michigan linebacking corps is coach Steve Szabo. Szabo has coached seemingly forever, and his golden resume includes 10 colleges, the New England Patriots, Buffalo Bills, and Jacksonville Jaguard. Szabo provides Michigan with our first actual linebacker position coaching in about a decade. Szabo is teaching technique, schemes, and the basics of the position. From all indications, Michigan's linebacking corps will be the most refined and technically sound we've seen since Jarrett Irons. Dave Harris is the rock of this unit, and is a leaner, meaner version of the 2005 monster we saw at MLB, showing up 16 pounds lighter for camp. The big surprise here was the emergence of Shawn Crable rising up this spring and stealing the SAM job from incumbent Prescott Burgess. Burgess was none too pleased, and is pushing hard in camp to get the WIL job from Chris Graham, shedding a dozen pounds and showing a devotion to football he hasn't had in his previous 3 years on campus. Hard working sophomore John Thompson will continue to be a top reserve, and incoming five star freshman Brandon Graham is expected to see playing time as well.
Position Grade: B Secondary

The Wolverine secondary also is breaking in a new coach, Ron Lee. Lee will have an easy transition, as he has a veteran group that is the best in the BigTen. Senior CB Leon Hall is widely regarded as the best DB in the nation, and Hall's ability both as a shut-down corner, and his knack for the timely hit have him leading this unit. Hall's highlight reel includes a stellar forced fumble and fumble recovery for TD that set the tone early at Northwestern, and what was at the time thoght to be a game-saving interception of Michael Robinson in the 4th quarter against Penn State. Hall finished with 9 breakups, 4 INTs, 61 tackles, and 2 sacks. Opposite Hall, Morgan Trent seems to have the upperhand over Freshman Johnny Sears, and redshirt sophomore Charles Stewart. Trent was an honorable mention mention Freshman All-American last year, and made the Freshman All-BigTen squad. He had a fantastic game against Michigan State, with a key pass break-up in overtime. Safety Ryan Mundy returns following a season where he missed all but the first game, and was thought to have a career-threatening injury. He will be teamed with Brandent Englemon who is starting his second year at strong safety. Stewart, Sears, Anton Campbell and possibly true freshmen Jonas Mouton and Stevie Brown look to see some time as well.

Position Grade: A Special Teams

The return game is solid with Breaston back, and though he's had his problems, Garrett Rivas returns for his senior season as one of the nation's most accurate kickers. Redshirt freshman Zoltan Mesko is looking to wrestle the punting duties from senior Ross Ryan, though Ryan figures to handle kickoff duties again.
Position Grade: B
SEASON OUTLOOK:

This is a statement season for the Maize & Blue. Last year's 7-5 record was unacceptable in Ann Arbor, and the team has spent 8 months taking heat for the 4th quarter meltdowns that plagued them in each loss. Unlike previous years, where 3 and 4 loss seasons were met with excuses and complacency, coach Lloyd Carr seems to have shaken things up. His dismissals of long-time assistants and coordinators Terry Malone and Jim Herrmann were surprising to those familiar with the Michigan program. Lloyd and co. have also focused hard on conditioning in the offseason, and are dedicated to making sure the team is conditioned to play hard for 60 minutes. New defensive coordinator Ron English is committed to having the defense attack and swarm the ball. Gone are Jim Herrmann's complex zone blitzes and NFL-style schemes. On the offensive side, we all know what Mike DeBord brings to the table. His passing tree will be a welcome relief. The biggest emergence in the offseason has been Mike Hart's emergence as the hands-down team leader. It was Hart driving offseason conditioning, it was Hart making sure everyone was hitting the weights, and it's Hart who is instilling the winning attitude back into the Michigan team. As long as Hart can stay on the field, it appears Michigan will have their swagger back for the first time since Dhani Jones and Charles Woodson wore the maize & blue.

As always, Michigan has the talent to compete against anyone. But, they have some ghosts that are looming large again this year. 0-7 in their last 7 road openers. 6 straight seasons with a September loss. 1-3 in the last 4 against Notre Dame. 1-4 against Jim Tressel's OSU teams. The Wolverines start 2006 with 2 gimmies, Vanderbilt and Central Michigan. There are 2 weeks to get ready for what I think is the season's most important game, the trip to South Bend. Michigan will have the opportunity to exorcise 2 of those demons in what should be an extremely hyped national matchup with a highly ranked Irish squad. If they can pull that one out, the confidence they get should be able to take them through to Columbus without a loss, where they will be in for an incredible test. Call me crazy, but I like our chances against an OSU team we could have beaten last season without Hart, and with 9 starters that they have departed from defense. We will have no problem with Penn State, and Michigan State, and potential trap games exist with Wisconsin and Iowa. If they lose the Notre Dame game, we may be looking at another 8-4, 9-3 season going into the bowl. Call me crazy, but I'm betting on the former. I don't know where the loss will come, but I'm not predicting an undefeated campaign.

SEASON PREDICTION: 12-1; Big Ten Champions, Rose Bowl Champions

Back From Vacation...in Time for Camp!

Back from vacation. Time to hit this pretty hard. Some news as I work on my Michigan preview:

  • Laurence Maroney signed and in camp. Rumor has it he's impressing, as well. LoMo is my boy. (Check out his photo- how can you not like a guy with a grill like that!) I didn't think the Pats had a chance to get him where they were drafting (and didn't even include him in my draft preview). I think the Maroney-Dillon 1-2 punch is going to be the NFL's best this year.
  • Reche Caldwell is impressing, too. This is a huge sigh of relief as Deion Branch held out as expected. (Note to Pats: Please sign him long-term. No 1-year bullshit.) Caldwell's emergence as a solid #2 will be huge as the Pats develop Chad Jackson into the receiver we all expect he can be. Troy Brown will provide support there as well.
  • Brady's getting his usual training camp rest, and Matt Cassell is looking good with the offense. This is important, as Flutie's retirement left the Pats with a decision, and they went with Cassell. I like this kid. Cassell's had 3 sessions now with the first team O, and is throwing the ball well. Caldwell has been the talk of camp with Cassell hooking up with him 3 times in goalline situations in this morning's practice.
  • Defensively, the secondary is being worked through pretty well. Expect Eugene Wilson to see some reps at corner this year with the (fingers-crossed) healthy Pats' secondary having the luxury of putting it's 4-5 best players out there regardless of position. The Samuel-Hobbs-Gay-Warfield battle is interesting as well. Hawkins is looking at some significant PT at safety, and Rodney's return will make this unit very strong.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Miscellaneous Topics

NCAA 2007 hit shelves today. I picked up my copy this afternoon and in my old laziness, have decided to wait until PSXSports.com drops their PS2 Roster files instead of inputting my own. Hopefully this will be just a few days, because my neck is twitching at the thought of hearing "QB No. 7" for Michigan any more. The game is OK, not a huge upgrade at all, but suckers like me continue to buy it anyways. Some noticeable differences: running is a lot harder. I guess no more 500 yard team outputs by my backs. Notre Dame and OSU are damn good, too. Which I like. It's fun to play them when they're good. But, not a whole lot of games will be played until I get my rosters.

Added a new link. Please check out the Badger Tracker, linked on this site. I read his page for the first time today, and it's very solid. For a Badger.

Sunburns suck. My vacation was stellar. The decision to not put sunblock on despite 20 hours in the 95 degree beachfront sun, shirtless for the first time in a good 5 years is one I will stand by. It was my Lloyd Carr-refusing-to-go-for-it-on-4th-and-4-against-OSU moment. It's painful, but I'd do it just the same. Screw lotions.

Alex Legion re-commits. Can he be the first recruit to ever de-commit twice? On the count of three, hold your breath until November...

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Beating the "Best Team Money Can Buy"

Well, ESPN's resident football knucklehead, John Clayton, did it again. Clayton, who made quite possibly the most idiotic comments of the off-season by any talking head when he passed Peyton Manning's annual January gagfest off on "slippery balls", has assembled what he considers the "best team money can buy." In essence, Clayton freed every player in the league from their team commitments, and assembled his own squad playing by the NFL's salary cap rules.

Basically, this exercise was another opportunity for Clayton to wrap his lips around Peyton's little lap snake and proclaim Indianapolis' dominance. There were 5 Colts on Clayton's team. Clayton's final squad racked up a $100,822,220 cap number, coming in just under $1.2 million under the NFL cap. His squad looked like this (starters bolded):

OFFENSE
QB: Peyton $10,566,668; Matt Schaub $579,491; Andrew Walter $547,000
RB: LaDanian $6,316,666; Marion Barber $423,000; LenDale White $693,000; Darren Sproles $448,000
WR: Chad Johnson $6,419,801; Steve Smith $4,409,411; Santana Moss $3,182,000; Dante Hall $1,725,000; David Tyree $805,000; Roscoe Parrish $707,826
C: Jeff Saturday $3,934,666; Chris Spencer $1,315,000
G: Eric Steinbach $1,000,000; Chris Snee $869,000; Richie Incognito $418,410
T: Walter Jones $5,600,000; Jammal Brown $1,542,000; Michael Roos $827, 502; Marcus McNeill $660,000
TE: Antonio Gates $4,860,000; Chris Cooley $588,750; Leonard Pope $461,000

DEFENSE
DE: Dwight Freeney $6,330,714; Shawne Merriman $1,037,500; Mario Williams $2,900,000; Jared Allen $519,166
DT: Tommie Harris $2,252,410; Albert Haynesworth $1,745,002; Darnell Dockett $621,160; Dusty Dvoracek $431,375; Vince Wilfork $1,990,000
LB: Lance Briggs $900,260; Lofa Tatupu $800,000; DJ Williams $1,976,000; Karlos Dansby $1,043,660; Larry Izzo $816,160; Barrett Ruud $865,750
CB: Marcus Trufant $2,127,777; DeAngelo Hall $3,753,660; Charles Tillman $980,410; Corey Webster $712,500; Chris Carr $351,666
S: Bob Sanders $696,666; Troy Polamalu $2,822,500; Josh Bullocks $752,500; Jordan Babineaux $425,000
K: Vinatraitor $1,680,000
P: Shane Lechler $1,882,857
LS: Chris Massey $666,160

Some good picks on there:
I love the DJ Williams/Lance Briggs linebacking tandem, I'm a huge DeAngelo Hall guy and I think that's a position worth spending money to get that lock-down guy, Bob Sanders is an absolute steal in the defensive backfield, Sproles provides special teams help, and I think Leonard Pope is going to be a beast at TE

and some that leave me laughing:
Peyton (a good pick if we're playing in the regular season and Pro Bowl only), Dante Hall, Antonia Gates, and Marcus Trufant. We will address these picks now.

So....my goal is to build a team that beats Clayton's team. I'm not going to do a complete roster overhaul, mainly because I don't have the salary cap hits for all players, just making some changes at key positions. Since I'm not privvy to all of the salary cap data (though I do have access to the Pats' cap thanks to poster Miguel from PatsFans.com) I'm going to utilize the best information available, taking the base salary or any cap hit numbers I can find on Google from reputable news sources. I don't think it will be an issue anyways. So, here are my changes:

First, we'll start on the defensive side of the ball:
I want to run a 3-4 defense, since Clayton is modeling his squad after the Colts, I will use the Colt-killer, the Patriots. The key to my defense will be Richard Seymour, huge new contract and all. I'm cutting Dwight Freeney, signing Seymour, who's new cap hit is $4,420,160. So the difference here is $1,910,554 in my favor. I like the idea of Tommie Harris lining up opposite Seymour, and we'll keep Wilfork and his $1,990,000 price tag in the middle. I'm ditching Mario Williams and his $2,900,000 price tag (he's not worth that to me yet without playing a snap), and also cut in the alignment shift will be Dvoracek ($431,375). I've added Tank Johnson to backup Wilfork at $691,460 and kept Allen and Merriman for pass rushing situations. Right now this leaves me $4,550,469 under Clayton's cap at the moment on D-Line cuts, but I am 2 players short. Since I'm going to be adding another 2 linebackers, it will balance out. I'm sticking with Clayton's linebacking corps, and adding 2 players to it. I'll start Dhani Jones at $1,972,750 and add Pisa Tinoisamoa as his backup at $789,700. So, with the front 7 complete, I'm $1,788,019 under Clayton's current payroll.

As we move into the secondary, my biggest change will be getting rid of Marcus Trufant. I love DeAngelo Hall, but will take Antrell Rolle and his $1,800,000 hit over Trufant's $2,127,177. That will put me $2,115,796 under Clayton's numbers. I can live with his backups at corner. At the safety position, well, Bob Sanders is an absolute steal at under $700K, but I'm going to upgrade and spend an extra $200K to pickup Eugene Wilson- probably the best cover safety in the game. Wilson's costing me $839,365 and I'm not messing with Polamalu.

So, my starting defense consists of Wilfork, Harris, Seymour, Briggs, Tatupu, Williams, Jones, Hall, Rolle, Wilson, and Polamalu. I can definitely take that, especially to save $1,973,097 from Clayton's squad, and play a defense that can actually...win in the NFL playoffs.

As we shift to offense, obviously I'm hoarding the money to upgrade the QB position to a winner. Clayton was less than honest in the cap discrepency between Brady and Manning. Brady's cap hit in 06 will be $13,929,910. Once I cut Peyton, I'm over Clayton's payroll by $1,390,145, but only over the NFL cap by $212,365. So I have some cuts to make on offense. I'll take care of that with a smile on my face to upgrade the most important position in the game from a notorious choker to the greatest clutch quarterback to ever play the game. Oh, and it's nice to have some rings under center, too. My first move will be at running back. I love LT. But, for $1,150,857 I can get Larry Johnson. This is an absolute no-brain move. Consider it done, and I'm now $3,775,664 under Clayton's payroll, and a Brady-Johnson backfield DESTROYS a Peyton-Tomlinson backfield, especially on price. That lets me cut LenDale "can I call you a faggot if you are a faggot" White (who I am now VERY glad the Pats passed up) and add Steven Jackson as an insurance policy for a cool $1,587,500. So I upgraded my QB and RB positions and am coming in $2,188,164 less than Clayton's payroll. Cool. I can afford to keep Walter Jones and his outrageous price to protect Tommy's blind side, and I'll leave the O-Line alone.

This allows me to make the easiest move ever. Remember, Deion Branch is still under his rookie contract. At $664,180. Um, yes, I'll take 1 please. So, goodbye overpriced Santana Moss. Hello Deion, and while I'm at it, I'll take Super Bowl MVP Hines Ward as well at $2,168,966. This upgrades the position, and actually saves me about $400K. So, I'll invest that money by cutting Dante Hall and upgrading to Torry Holt at $2,844,714. So, I'm starting Chad Johnson, Steve Smith, and Torry Holt, and backing them up with Deion Branch, Hines Ward, and Roscoe Parrish, and coming in thusfar $1,417,304 under Clayton's figure.

All we have left are tight end, which I'll keep Gates, and though I contemplated upgrading my backup to Ben Watson, let's be realistic- with that WR corps, the TE will be a minor role. I like Lechler, though not the idea of spending $1.8 mil on a punter, but what the hell. I can afford it. The last move I'm making is at kicker. I refuse to have Vinatraitor on my team on principle alone. You know what? I've just hired Bill Belichick, and he says that bastard can't play for us anymore. Plus, it's been stated ad nauseum on the PatsFans board and ColdHardFootballFacts the statistics that Vinatraitor is still living off of the Snow Bowl anyways. So, enjoy the bread line, Vinatraitor, I've just taken Jason Hanson at $1,730,880, bringing my final payroll to $99,455,796 which is $1,366,424 LESS than Clayton's team, and $2,544,204 under the NFL's 2006 salary cap.

My squad:

DEFENSE:

NT: Wilfork, Tank Johnson
DE/DT: Richard Seymour, Harris, Haynesworth, Merriman, Allen
LB: Briggs, Tatupu, Williams, Dhani Jones, Pisa Tinoisamoa, Dansby, Izzo, Ruud
CB: Hall, Antrelle Rolle, Tillman, Webster, Carr
S: Eugene Wilson, Polamalu, Bullocks, Babineau

OFFENSE:

QB: Tom Brady, Matt Schaub, Andrew Walter
RB: Larry Johnson, Steven Jackson, Marion Barber, Darren Sproles
WR: Chad Johnson, Steve Smith, Torry Holt, Deion Branch, Hines Ward, Roscoe Parrish
C: Saturday, Spencer
G: Steinbach, Snee, Incognito
T: Jones, Brown, Roos, McNeill
TE: Gates, Cooley, Pope
K: Jason Hanson
P: Lechler
LS: Massey

So bottom line here is that I'll take this squad anyday over Clayton's team. We won't have to worry about slippery balls, playing in the snow, throwing INT's when it counts, and blaming our offensive line for another playoff failure. What I've assembled truly is the best team money can buy. And that, is a fact.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Opponent Preview Week 1: Vanderbilt


As we move into the home stretch of the summer (less than 60 days...) and football fever starts to set in, I'm going to start rolling out my Michigan season outlook, and opponent previews. A week by week look at my insanely optimistic predictions for Michigan's 127th varsity squad should have everyone drinking the blue kool-aid by kickoff on September 2. We'll start with the Vanderbilt Commodores.

Vandy was a last minute replacement for Ball State, which filled nicely into the November 4 slot on the schedule, and allowed us the opportunity to avoid a home schedule completed by October 28. With that, old friend Brady Hoke gets to avoid the inevitable beatdown by 2 months, and we get a slightly more attractive season opener. Vandy is an SEC team, right? (Anyone disagreeing with me can take that argument up with Phil Fulmer.) So...what do we know about Vandy?

Well, Michigan is 9-0-1 all-time against the Commodores, with the last meeting being a 42-14 whooping at Michigan Stadium in 1969. Vandy has had 23 consecutive losing seasons, last making a bowl in 1982. Last year's Commodore team was actually very competitive. The 4-0 Commodores were the early season feel-good story, receiving votes in the polls, and then promptly losing at home to Middle Tennessee State. They hung with LSU (until the late 3rd quarter) Georgia, South Carolina and Florida, and beat Tennessee in Knoxville. So...Vandy's not the normal cupcake, right? Well, not so much. Last year, they had this guy you may have heard of named Jay Cutler who was pretty darn good at quarterbacking. They also lost 3 of their top 4 tacklers on the defensive side of the ball. In fact, Vandy returns just 12 starters (6 a side) from last year's oh-so-close 5-6 squad. Couple that with the fact that it's the opening game, well, this one could get ugly fast.

Vanderbilt will look to replace Cutler with either former Arizona starter Jr. Richard Kovalcheck (granted immediate eligibility as he pursues a graduate degree) or last year's backup So. Chris Nickson. Odds are Kovalcheck wins the gig, and throws off the already-printed LaMarr Woodley tee for week 1. Oh well. Looks like LaMarr will need to go for 2 kills in game 1. In the backfield with Kovalcheck will be the tandem of Cassen Jackson-Garrison, and Jeff Jennings, both juniors. Jackson-Garrison is more of a big play threat, racking up a few 40+ yard runs last year, but neither back is as intimidating as NIU's Garrett Wolfe was last year, combining for just 1055 yards. So. receiver Earl Bennett gives Kovalcheck a solid target to throw to. Last year he grabbed 79 balls, and 9 of them went for TDs (5 against Kentucky alone.) In fact, his last 4 games he made 49 catches. Not bad for a true frosh. I suppose Leon Hall will be tested out of the gate. Senior Marlon White should start opposite Bennett, and he had 34 catches last year for 6 TDs. They return 4 starters from the offensive line, but Michigan's defensive line and linebackers should have no problem with them. While Vandy's strength is the passing game, they were only able to average 27 ppg with Cutler last year. They're going to need more than that to win in Ann Arbor, and I can't see their Kovalcheck or Nickson having great success against the Michigan secondary.

Defensively, Vandy's probably not going to put up much of a fight. They return 2 starters from last year's secondary which ranked 69th in passing defense, So. CB Josh Allen, and So. FS Reshard Langford. Things don't look much better up front, the loss of LB Moses Osemwegie hurts, and Vandy really needs Sr. DE Chris Booker to step up this year if they want to have any opportunity to get out of the SEC East's basement.

The bottom line is that I see Michigan winning pretty handily. This game should be fairly predictable. Your typical Michigan season opener. I'm seeing a lot of Mike Hart early, Kevin Grady getting the bulk of the 2nd half carries, and both ending up with good numbers. We'll throw a couple of obligatory TDs in there (my guess is Manningham and Arrington) to make the crowd "ooh" and "aah", and in the end, won't really be able to take very much from this performance.

So, the DP super-early Week 1 prediction? MICHIGAN 42, Vanderbilt 13
Odds of winning: 97%

BlogPoll Roundtable...

OK. So I'm not officially in the BlogPoll. But what the hell. I need to get some stuff up through the remaining 58 days 16 hours 48 minutes and 21 seconds of agonizing hell known as summer until football begins. (Thank God for NFL training camp in just 23 days...) That said, well, I am going to poach the latest blogpoll roundtable from the fantastic guys over at EDSBS. I read pretty much all of those sites frequently (largely thanks to MGoBlog). Therefore, it's only natural that I chime in so that both of the people that read my blog can get my thoughts. I'll start here, because it's pretty much an intro type questionnare anyways.

1. Education. List the region of the country you were born in, what universities you attended and at least one other you would have attended if your alma mater didn’t exist.

I was born in suburban Detroit (actually in Royal Oak), and grew up in lovely Eastpointe, MI. I attended The University of Michigan from 1998-2002. Had I not attended Michigan, my "backup school" was Florida State. Looking back, I probably would have gone to UNC-Chapel Hill, since they are vastly superior academically to FSU, have a nicer campus, better gear, and 1 less Jenn Sterger.

2. Sports Affiliations. List your top 10 favorite teams in all of sports in decending order. For instance, your alma mater’s football team may be number 1, but perhaps there is a professional team that squeezes in before you get to your alma mater’s lacrosse team.

1. Michigan Football. The no-brainer.
2. New England Patriots.
3. Detroit Pistons
3. Detroit Red Wings
5. Michigan Hockey
6. Michigan Basketball
7. UNC Basketball
8. Detroit Tigers
9. huge gap
10. UNC Football/ Detroit Lions

3. Movies. List the movie you’ve watched the most, your favorite sports related movie, the movie you secretly love but don’t like to admit it (possibly a chick flick or b film), and the movie you were (or still are) most looking forward to from this summer’s season.

Most watched: Die Hard Trilogy. Yes, pretty much all 3.

Fave sports movie: Rudy if we're talking actual "movie." If it's OMFG!!!FAVORITESPORTSDVD!!! then definitely 3 Games to Glory. Or 3 Games to Glory II. Or 3 Games to Glory III...

Shame flick: I don't think I really have a shame flick. I think Father of the Bride is funny, and don't mind that. Now if you're looking for unintentional comedy, you can make fun of my Bring it on Again experience from last summer. This is what happens when there's no football.

4. Music. List your favorite band from middle school, high school, college and today. Also, as with the movies, include the song you secretly love but don’t like to admit. If Nickleback is involved in any of these responses, please give a detailed explanation as to why, god, why.

I'm prefacing this with the fact that I'm not really a music guy.

Middle school: Probably Queen. I was a jock, and digged the We Will Rock You/Another One Bites the Dust/ We Are the Champions trio. I know.

High school: Beastie Boys. Hands down.

College: Probably still Beastie Boys, but I expanded a little bit more.

Shamelove song: I used to like an N'Sync song. Don't remember the one, but that right there is worth being docked 50,000 man points.

5. Books. Favorite book you’ve finished, worst book you’ve finished and the book you really should read but haven’t gotten around to it.

Preface: I really only read non-fiction. Biographies, historical books, and sports books.

Favorite: Patriot Reign.

Worst: JoePa's autobiography from about a decade ago. I couldn't stomach to finish it. It was just....so....boring.

Book I should read but haven’t: I have a bunch I'm working on now. Just finished Tucker Max's book, or else that would've been on the top of the list.

6. Travel. Favorite city you’ve every been to and the one place you still must visit before you shuffle off this mortal coil.

Favorite city: Wow. Probably Munich.

City I need to go to: London.

7. What do you love most about college football in 20 words or less?

Passion, Excitement, Tradition, Friendship.


Tuesday, July 04, 2006

4th of July


Happy Birthday to the US!

This is a perfect time to celebrate the soon-to-be Super Bowl XLI Champion New England Patriots, the greatest football team in the world. Only 24 days until training camp...

Sunday, July 02, 2006

The LaMarr Woodley Shirts Have Arrived!

The LaMarr Woodley shirts have arrived, and they are tremendous. Our printer did a fantastic job. We've been out to the bars here in AA the past couple of nights, and the response has been pretty good. We have about 50 of them, and I think we'll have fun with them at ND, Penn State, and OSU.

  • EDIT: LAMARR GETS HIS SHIRT



  • My Dead Laptop, and Chapel Hill

    Well...just as I was set to resume daily posting, disaster strikes. Monday afternoon I was informed that I had to fly out to Virginia for a couple of days for work. Cool. Instead of taking the company computer, I decided to take my personal laptop. I loaded my presentations onto it, and grabbed a couple of DVDs. I figured this way I could do some photoshop work on the plane, watch some DVDs, post a blog or two, and generally amuse myself with the pre-loaded programs. Well, Enterprise rent-a-car shot that to hell. My late night flight was set to arrive at Norfolk at 10:57. Once I received news we were delayed by 45 minutes, I immediately called Enterprise, realizing that their desk closed at 11:30 in Norfolk. They assured me that barring further delays, so long as I was at the counter by 12:00, I would be fine. They took my flight number, told me to call if there would be another delay, and assured me that I needn't change my reservations to Budget, who were open until 2:00 a.m. As the plane touched down at 11:45, I sprinted to the Enterprise counter, arriving at 11:51 to realize those lying pieces of shit were gone. There were no other cars available at this time. I was hot. Outside were hurricane-strong rains. I stepped out to check on a cab, but I would've been about 38th in line. I called the hotel, which sent a free shuttle. I had to walk out to the shuttle stop. In doing so, I became drenched. When I got back to the hotel, I realized the water soaked through my bag, and into my computer. Yup. Ruined. To top it off, the assholes at the Enterprise 24 hour center informed me that I had to go to the airport at 7 am (a full 3 hours before my first meeting) to pick up my car. That's right. At Enterprise, they don't "pick you up."

    So, my meeting over early at about 1:30, and rain at Va Beach, I decided to take advantage of the rental car's unlimited miles, and drove myself 200 miles to Chapel Hill. UNC being a firm #2 on the DP college sports totem pole (though not in the same stratosphere as our beloved Wolverines), I definitely needed to check out UNC. I stopped at Chapel Hill Sportswear (aka the Moe's of the South) and picked up some UNC gear, went into Kenan Stadium, which was absolutely beautiful, and into the DeanDome. I walked the campus, which is the oldest state school in the US, and took a drink from the old well. I can say that I am 100% certain that had I not been able to be a Wolverine, the transition to Tar Heel-dom would've been simple. It was well worth the 400 miles I drove that day through backwoods VA to get there. I definitely have to make it to a basketball game. Oh, and brews at Top-of-the-Hill are fantastic.